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一个女孩子给我的邮件!说......

<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></v:path><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_s1026 style="MARGIN-TOP: 18.95pt; Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 0px; MARGIN-LEFT: -27pt; WIDTH: 100.5pt; POSITION: absolute; HEIGHT: 2in; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-position-horizontal: absolute; mso-position-horizontal-relative: text; mso-position-vertical: absolute; mso-position-vertical-relative: text" o:allowincell="f" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata o:title="BD06100_" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ADMINI~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.wmz"></v:imagedata><?xml:namespace prefix = w ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word" /><w:wrap type="square"></w:wrap></v:shape>Men Are Hard To Please      男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS:      男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;      如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．<o:p></o:p>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.      对他不好，他说妳骄傲．<o:p></o:p>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;      如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.      如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;      如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执<o:p></o:p>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.      如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;      如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.     如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！<o:p></o:p>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;      如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)      如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．<o:p></o:p>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;      如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.      如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;      如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.      如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;      如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.      如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;      如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人<o:p></o:p>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.      如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;      如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.      如果他吸烟，他是绅士<o:p></o:p>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;      如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.      如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;      如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!      如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......  如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．<o:p></o:p>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....     如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

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